nowhites:

math problem: *begins with “we know that..”*

me: WE dont know SHIT

lonepapi:

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

gavrockandroll:

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

dontletthisheartgo:

alexputyourpantsbackon:

Things that will make me fall for you:

• singing around me, even if you’re not the best
• talking about movies and books you love
• telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones
• sharing your music with me
• really talking to me…about your life and your future etc.
• maybe liking me back?
• yeah

lol tru

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

ogcarl:

zwamboobs:

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

Same with her ass

handslows:

I’m so fucked for my exam hahah ha ha ha

arabellesicardi:

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

frogyell:

frogyell:

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl